Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Sick Days...

Tyson and I aren't really feeling to well... So, Today we both ended up staying at home. He's got a fever, cough, the whole works. I feel so bad for him. :( Both of us have really bad body aches... but I'm not coughing as bad as him. I sure hope that I don't feel worse tomorrow, at least I have the day off.

On a brighter note: This morning I woke up to a bassinet on our porch with baby blankets and a bunch of diapers. I was really excited. The bassinet is shabby, totally cute! I was really excited. Our neighbor gave it to us. :D woohoo.

I also opened up my email today only to find a joke my mom had sent me, so read ahead, and i hope it makes you laugh like it did me!

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD"

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."


The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"


"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).


1 comment:

A_Kawakami said...

haha. that's pretty good.