I was reading through blogs and came across Best of Police @ BYU.
Here are two stories that I thought were funny:
Sept. 27: A student and her roommate were walking by Miller Field when they noticed a possibly unclothed man in the shadows. They reported that he was an estimated 300 pounds but were unable to estimate his age. He told them "hello."
Nov. 28: Police received a complaint about a man with a rope on the east side of the library attempting to lasso people as they walked by. The man was gone when police arrived.
To read more go to: http://newsnet.byu.edu/story.cfm/70509